Me: [link to article about how pretty one of the women being charged in the City Harvest misuse of funds case is]
        I don't think she's very pretty

W: She's the city harvest person right?
      She looks guilty
      SERINA WEE
      YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY
      Shooooooooop
      ----------->

4-3-5-5-6

An ambulance drove down the street between us, and I imagined who it was carrying, and what had happened to him. Did he break an ankle attempting a hard trick on his skateboard? Or maybe he was dying from third-degree burns on ninety percent of his body? Was there any chance that I knew him? Did anyone see the ambulance and wonder if it was me inside?


What about a device that knew everyone you knew? So when an ambulance went down the street, a big sign on the roof could flash

DON'T WORRY! DON'T WORRY!

if the sick person's device didn't detect the device of someone he knew nearby. And if the device did detect the device of someone he knew, the ambulance could flash the name of the person in the ambulance, and either

IT'S NOTHING MAJOR! IT'S NOTHING MAJOR!

or, if it was something major,

IT'S MAJOR! IT'S MAJOR!

And maybe you could rate the people you knew by how much you loved them, so if the device of the person in the ambulance detected the device of the person he loved the most, or the person who loved him the most, and the person in the ambulance was really badly hurt, and might even die, the ambulance could flash

GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU! GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU!

(Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, by Jonathan Safran Foer)

A conversation I had with my Dad

Dad: I want you to listen to a song.

Me: I'm going out.

Dad: Where are you going? I'll drive you.

In the car, Dad puts on 'Gotten' by Slash.

*silence*

Dad: So, how is it?

Me: Um, okay? It's nice, but not fantastic.

The voice is really familiar though.

Dad: Yeah... Who is it?

Me: Sounds like... Adam Levine from Maroon 5.

Dad: Yeah!

Me: (My dad knows who Maroon 5 is???)

I think my dad's pretty cool sometimes. (: And I love the fact the he volunteered to drive me to the station just so I could listen to a song.

We're breaking free,

Eunice is awesome, no?

Thank you, my dear friends, for putting up with me even though I know I make people want to bang their heads against a wall in frustration sometimes.

And now, for the comedy act that is Jane!

moley says:
are you off today?

Strange & Beautiful says:
no, i decided not to go to work

moley says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you've got gguts girl!!
atta way!

Strange & Beautiful says:
oh gullible jane

moley says:
OH YOU ARE AS DEAD AS ROADKILL

Strange & Beautiful says:
i love you jane!

moley says:
haha not forgiven!

YAY YAY YAY

Muse concert tomorrow!! Or today actually, seeing as it's past twelve already.

So excited but I feel like a concert noob because I have no idea what time to go/what to bring/wear.

Angelia called at nine plus just now:

'Are you at Vivo now?? I'm at Vivo I could go visit you!'

'Uh no, usually I work the morning shift!'

'But I thought you said you work from ten to seven?'

'Uh yes... and is it seven now?'

'Oh right.'

Shaun at work after lunch hour:

'Christine leveled up! She can do the cash register and pack and handle the crowd!'

Sometimes all is bright and happy in the world and I am quite efficient. (Those times are far and few between.) This morning, I was pretty cheery and my customers were nice and I was selling Mozaikus at the speed of light. Then there was this old-ish tai tai-ish lady (the kind that you should fear- they're either really nice or really mean) who came up to the counter with two donuts on her tray. She was prodding them with her tongs and glaring at me. 'Why are your donuts so hard huh? When were they made? This morning?' And I was a bit unnerved but soldiered on and said, 'Yes but oh uh, actually our methods of making the donuts are different.' To which she retorted 'Yes I know but even then donuts should be soft.' (And she bought them anyway.)

And after that my happy streak was gone. Please be good customers, the littlest things do make a difference.

Also, I have been mainlining Merlin. So much love! Merlin's brilliant and Arthur's gorgeous and Merlin and Arthur together are just off the charts levels of adorableness. (And Jasmine was right, Arthur looks really good when he's heartbroken and pining.) I like Lancelot, and Gwen and Lancelot are pretty good together.

Rain down, from a great height

Lestat lost.
SHLD BE SLPING I KNW AFTNN PAPER BUT STILL

Lestat lost.
XTINELOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange & Beautiful
i need study > sleep!!

Lestat lost.
:S

Lestat lost.
link

Lestat lost.
HAHAHAHHAHHA fuck, A level students so stupid

Lestat lost.
see

Lestat lost.
youre not stupid

Lestat lost.
so chill and just do yoru best tmrw

OMG BLOGGER WORKS AGAIN

I heart Owen Pallett. (Happy 30th birthday!)

Will someone throw me a birthday party featuring thirty bands for my thirtieth birthday? It would be so awesomely cool. Though probably more fun in theory than in practice...

I have Dark Was The Night!!!! More hearts liek srsly.

And randomly, a quote from the Dark Was The Night album website:

2 tickets to see Dark Was The Night Live at Radio City on May 3. (No nose bleeds…Orchestra seats. These seats are “Matt Berninger might possibly step on you” great.)

...Matt Berninger! (He's the singer for The National, scroll down to listen.)

Had study session of sorts with Jasmine and Gail and umm I did not really study but Gail obviously did. But it was awesome to hang out with them again. And Hamsty I can't believe you like the smell of markers/glue/petrol!!

'If I were an enzyme I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.'

I read this yesterday, BEST PICKUP LINE EVER. It's so bio geek.

It's a volcano,

00.36am/Horsey: Happy birthday!

00.57am/Amoeba: Hahaha thanks but you're a day early! :D

00.58am/Horsey: What i am not isnt it monday? Oh shit it's saturday hahah damnit